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Post by Sean on Apr 20, 2009 3:20:05 GMT -7
An American and an Australian were relaxing on a shore at an Australian beach. Suddenly, the Australian points at the water and exclaims "OH NOAH! A TERRORIST!" The American looks at the Australian dumbfoundedly and says "Dude, that's a stingray."  |
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Post by Kafu on Apr 21, 2009 20:44:25 GMT -7
Fuck you Sean...
What's the best part of fucking a 6 year old girl? Flipping her over and pretending she's a boy...
What does a Playstation and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both made of plastic and little kids turn them on...
DId you know? Michael Jackson now lives across the street from a kindergarten. In an unrelated matter, child rape has increased 600000000% in that area
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Post by Valladon on Apr 28, 2009 16:10:10 GMT -7
Whats Funnier than a dead baby?
Dead Baby in a clown suit.
What's funnier than that?
Dead baby in a clown suit next to a kid with Alzheimers.
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Post by Sean on Apr 30, 2009 23:26:37 GMT -7
What's funnier than that?
Valladon's posts.
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Post by Valladon on May 2, 2009 12:49:17 GMT -7
Thanks Budddyy ¢¾
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Post by Sean on May 2, 2009 13:10:58 GMT -7
<3
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Post by Valladon on May 3, 2009 7:04:43 GMT -7
(I'm not racist)
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven.
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Post by Sean on May 5, 2009 22:32:05 GMT -7
A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."  Why do people hit things when they don't work? It worked with the slaves! What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold schwarzenegger? Michael Wasanegger Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill |
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Post by Savvy on May 6, 2009 10:34:17 GMT -7
Obama > You
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Post by Sean on May 6, 2009 12:49:59 GMT -7
I bow to Obama and his mighty black cock.
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Post by Valladon on May 6, 2009 15:51:04 GMT -7
My house is haunted. :/
On a side note, Obama sucks balls. Independency/green parties for the win. Democrats vs. Republicans may seem to put checks and balances in but my kind of checks and balances are:
Sellane checks Volkoff on center ice! Yes!!! He's brought balance back to the Duck's side of the ice, THEY HAVE THE PUCK! YES, NEIDERMAYER CLOSE TO THE GOAL...HE SHOOTS...........HE SCORES!!!
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Post by Savvy on May 7, 2009 23:44:41 GMT -7
I bow to Obama and his mighty black cock. That's what I thought you said. |
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Post by Valladon on May 8, 2009 8:12:35 GMT -7
I love hookers.
... Wait....
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Post by Savvy on May 9, 2009 3:37:51 GMT -7
I just got demoted temporarily.
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Post by Valladon on May 9, 2009 9:53:40 GMT -7
Savant....watch out for the sand niggas.
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Post by Sean on May 9, 2009 15:38:14 GMT -7
I just got demoted temporarily. NOWAI! Power will be returned when you write a promo. >:I |
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Post by Savvy on May 9, 2009 17:16:01 GMT -7
I just got demoted temporarily. NOWAI! Power will be returned when you write a promo. >:I Meh. |
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Post by Sean on May 14, 2009 0:13:44 GMT -7
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Post by Sleggy on May 17, 2009 18:20:11 GMT -7
So, a few things, after reading through this thread.
Canucks > Ducks. I still wish we had our first line of Morrison, Bertuzzi, and Naslund though. Those were good fucking times.
Obama owns. I'm mostly Libertarian, if you could even classify me into a political party, but since the front runners from now until the foreseeable future, it will be Democrat vs Republican, Gotta go with Democrats. Besides, it's about damn time we got a gangsta in the White House.
And finally, if Twilight is mentioned again on these boards, whether in the TT thread or otherwise, I'm going to fucking snap.
P.S. Dylan, that's your first official warning.
P.P.S. If anybody fucks with anybody's sigs, that's an insta-ban. No more of that shit.
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Post by Savvy on May 17, 2009 20:11:51 GMT -7
YAY TWILIGHT HATE!
BURN THE FUCKERS!
YAYAYAYAYAYAY!
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Post by Sean on May 18, 2009 0:37:59 GMT -7
[01:32] thealphareaper: s250.photobucket.com/albums/gg262/thealphareaper/?action=view¤t=lolvampire.jpg[01:32] DylanJJohn: told you this already [01:32] DylanJJohn: Pattinson has probably bedded more woman then any of us will ever meet [01:33] thealphareaper: told you this already [01:33] thealphareaper: Nosferatu > your mother [01:33] DylanJJohn: wtf? [01:33] kakiharafan: fuck yeah, Sean! [01:33] Mprim13: truth [01:33] DylanJJohn: ok then |
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