Kafu
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Post by Kafu on Apr 18, 2009 0:56:27 GMT -7
Over The Top Over The Top Right Now It's Killing Time
The Only Way Out Is To Die
God Has Spoken Through His Conscience As I scream aim and fire The death toll grows higher IC: Titanium Steel: I don't know what this place is, but I will become the first AOW International Champion and bring gold back to Cornwell by any means neccesary. OOC: Sean forgot all about this most sacred tradition.
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Post by Killswitch on Apr 18, 2009 1:06:34 GMT -7
I am finally here. All these years, and I finally have a point to my... life may not be the best term... a point to my.... existence. Death. Destruction. Pain. The International Championship is mine. I am Dante Azarius, and all will remember the day I claim my place at the top.
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Post by Sean on Apr 18, 2009 1:07:52 GMT -7
What the shit? This fledgling federation is already having a championship match? I think that after I finish this joint and belt out some lyrics to one of my old songs, I should probably train.
You there, what the fuck are you? A robot?
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Kafu
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Post by Kafu on Apr 18, 2009 1:08:46 GMT -7
Titanium Steel: I am Titanium Steel, fancy man of Cornwood. Cornwood's finest in fact. I have adventured far and wide across Cornwood, gaining experience by battling monsters and stealing exp points from sleeping hobos. I am more than ready to beat every one of you in this contest and bring gold and glory to myself- I mean Cornwood
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Post by Killswitch on Apr 18, 2009 1:10:38 GMT -7
Hm... if these are the best this place has to offer, winning this Battle Royal will be easier then I expected.
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Post by Sleggy on Apr 18, 2009 1:11:23 GMT -7
Let's-a go, bitches!
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Kafu
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Post by Kafu on Apr 18, 2009 1:17:00 GMT -7
ET Renegade: I'm going to cut you up so bad your going to wish I didn't cut you up so bad, now who wants some ice?
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Post by Sean on Apr 18, 2009 1:19:58 GMT -7
Hey, pretty boy, yeah you with the weird teeth.
Why don't you shut your mouth before I jam my mic down it, and make sure the whole venue can hear your stomach growl.
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Kafu
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Post by Kafu on Apr 18, 2009 1:23:47 GMT -7
ET Renegade: Are you talking to me? Because I may not be Cornwood's finest, but I damn sure ain't going to put up with your smart ass mouth.
(Pulls out a glock)
ET: You wanna say that to my face bitch? You want to run your mouth now?
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Post by Sean on Apr 18, 2009 1:28:06 GMT -7
Actually, I was talking to the Queer Eye guy.
But you don't look so tough either.
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Post by Killswitch on Apr 18, 2009 1:59:09 GMT -7
Do I..... no, dignifying that with a response would only insult the years of studying I have done. Frantick, is it? Please, don't... wait, do get in my way, my thirst will be all but gone when I finish with you. I haven't fed for a while now.
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Post by Sean on Apr 18, 2009 2:14:52 GMT -7
I'm not in your way.
You're simply in mine.
Don't worry fagpants, I can fix that.
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Post by SOS on Apr 18, 2009 4:10:52 GMT -7
Really? This is the best you guys can do?
*Sigh*
Now I know why I waste very little time talking...
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Post by Valladon on Apr 18, 2009 6:36:01 GMT -7
Robert MacHale:
Some Redemption, I think, is in order for me. I've missed out on some opportunities before, but I can assure you now that the International Title will be mine. Why? Because I deserve it more than all of you. I've done more work to get here. I've done more shit than I'm proud of, but I got here. I got here doing MORE than you. ANY of you.
Now. Who wants a pint?
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Post by Sean on Apr 19, 2009 1:11:48 GMT -7
Care to list reasons as to why you deserve the belt?
I doubt it, you're just a shmuck. What could you have possibly done to deserve anything other than a swift kick in the chin? Nothing. You're irritating me, get the hell out of my way .
I'll take you up on a pint though.
Marco, I assume you're a man of few words. So I'll say something in the fewest words possible.
Give. Up. Now.
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Post by SOS on Apr 19, 2009 11:35:46 GMT -7
Name's Hunter Moss, Frantik. Not Marco.
Remember that.
Or else.
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Post by Valladon on Apr 19, 2009 11:47:19 GMT -7
Care to list reasons as to why you deserve the belt? I doubt it, you're just a shmuck. What could you have possibly done to deserve anything other than a swift kick in the chin? Nothing. You're irritating me, get the hell out of my way . I'll take you up on a pint though. Marco, I assume you're a man of few words. So I'll say something in the fewest words possible. Give. Up. Now. I, sir, deserve it more than you, considering I can tell you've never had anything taken away from you. You just slide by, getting high, and doing what you want. I'm here; so that I can redeem myself. I will stop at nothing to get this belt. You must understand, I don't want to hurt you, but I will. It's all I'm good at, and it's all I know how to do. And, do you like Moose Drool?
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Post by Sean on Apr 19, 2009 13:14:51 GMT -7
Name's Hunter Moss, Frantik. Not Marco. Remember that. Or else. Oh sorry, I wasnt talking to you. My godly voice was directed at the Italian.
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Post by Valladon on Apr 20, 2009 21:19:01 GMT -7
Godly? Hardly....I'd say more pre-pubescant. Still Crackin' like Grandpa's old Arthritic Bones.
Now, all of you useless pieces of shit, I welcome you to hell, and maybe back. Depending on whether you even make it out of this 5 Man Scramble without any broken bones will depend a LOT on whether you are worth anything here.
the FUTURE of AOW is here, and his name is, ROBERT MACHALE.
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Post by Sean on Apr 20, 2009 21:32:27 GMT -7
"Future"? You look like you are in your fifties.
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Post by Valladon on Apr 21, 2009 6:51:59 GMT -7
My features have aged a little more smoothly with what you would call.....something like 'awesomeness'. I assure you, I'll be like Andy Milonakis with due time.
And again,
Do you like Moose Drool?
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Post by SOS on Apr 21, 2009 7:54:38 GMT -7
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No.
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Post by Valladon on Apr 21, 2009 15:04:45 GMT -7
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Leave.
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Post by SOS on Apr 22, 2009 9:26:43 GMT -7
Should I dignify that with a response?
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Nah.
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Post by Sean on Apr 22, 2009 14:40:37 GMT -7
Bob, I do not like Moose Drool.
Much like I don't like you.
Better just give up, I'm pretty sure GM Cyanide doesn't want useless talent, much like yourself.
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Post by Valladon on Apr 22, 2009 15:00:21 GMT -7
Jason,
The name is ROBERT to you, for one. and I can't say that I fancy YOU either, and as far as useless talent goes, I'm pretty sure that smoke tricks don't fall under that category.
Again I say, YOU can leave.
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Post by Sean on Apr 22, 2009 15:23:35 GMT -7
Sorry Bob, I'll just get cozy where I stand.
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Post by Valladon on Apr 22, 2009 15:59:53 GMT -7
Ah, Fine By me, but if you find yourself standing in several places at once, it may because I removed you, replanted you, uprooted you once more, and then whipped your ass all over the place.
Understood?
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Kafu
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Post by Kafu on Apr 28, 2009 21:57:39 GMT -7
No one understands what you just said, but allow me to break this down for you, robot style. I am a badass mother fucker who will beat the holy hell out of you if you dare, and I mean dare, get in my way.
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Post by Sleggy on Apr 29, 2009 1:10:36 GMT -7
Ok, Mr. Roboto, two questions.
Who the fuck built you and why did he build you out of the rare metal known as Retardium?
The reason I ask the first question is so I can subject him to a horribly slow and painful death.
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