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Post by Sean on May 17, 2009 22:11:10 GMT -7
Welcome to AOW you twerp.
Allow me to give you a "half-assed" welcoming speech.
Actually, fuck it. I'm pissed off right now.
You're claiming that all of us AOW guys just sign up because we're bored and are looking for something to do? Tell me, oh wise one, tell me, just what the hell are you doing here? Hm? I guess you will say something along the lines of "to clean up AOW from the likes of you" or some dramatically overplayed shit like that. I ask you to not waste your time.
I honestly don't care if people come to see our shows. I've made SQUILLIONS more than any of you cocks ever will. I've played around the world rocking out with my cock out, and these freaks don't pay my rent. I don't even rent. I'm so sorry that renting is all you could ever do, but there's also people who BUY their homes. Like me, I've bought all 8 of them.
The fact that you don't even research this God forsaken company and you already think that you're the top-shit around here irks me something fierce. So please, take the verbal beating I'm giving you as a lesson and learn from it.
Fucking cock.
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Post by Savvy on May 17, 2009 22:11:46 GMT -7
First off, your insults are seventh grade-level, at best.
I don't give a shit about this job, because I am what we in this business call an "established star", so I can get a job anywhere.
You need the money? Go whore yourself on the street. And I've heard the "make me breath through a tube" thing before. You might notice I'm still here, tube-free.
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Post by sineater on May 17, 2009 22:24:09 GMT -7
Welcome to AOW you twerp. Allow me to give you a "half-assed" welcoming speech. Actually, fuck it. I'm pissed off right now. You're claiming that all of us AOW guys just sign up because we're bored and are looking for something to do? Tell me, oh wise one, tell me, just what the hell are you doing here? Hm? I guess you will say something along the lines of "to clean up AOW from the likes of you" or some dramatically overplayed shit like that. I ask you to not waste your time. I honestly don't care if people come to see our shows. I've made SQUILLIONS more than any of you cocks ever will. I've played around the world rocking out with my cock out, and these freaks don't pay my rent. I don't even rent. I'm so sorry that renting is all you could ever do, but there's also people who BUY their homes. Like me, I've bought all 8 of them. The fact that you don't even research this God forsaken company and you already think that you're the top-shit around here irks me something fierce. So please, take the verbal beating I'm giving you as a lesson and learn from it. Fucking cock. You got a few things right. I don't own my home. I don't have a bunch of money lying around and I don't do this just to pass time. I will tell you what I do have. I have my self respect. I have battle scars that show I have much worse then you could ever dish out. I have 10 years of service of something greater then myself. My Country. I have a respect and a discipline that you cannot begin to fathom. One more thing. I have your number. Remember that. |
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Post by Sean on May 17, 2009 22:43:26 GMT -7
Do you expect me to believe any of that shit? Do you expect me to give a damn whether you fought for your country? Dude, in case you hadn't realized, damn near everyone over the age of eighteen says that nowadays. They do it to try and get attention. Those same people end up killing themselves because no one believes them. You seem like the next casualty, I think that's a good thing.
You say you have your self respect? Then why join up in AOW? Judging by your remarks, we're the lowest of the low brow. So tell me, why do you waste your time here?
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Post by sineater on May 17, 2009 22:50:58 GMT -7
Go ahead and doubt my service. I have the medals and the papers to prove what I have been through. Why did I sign up? I love the business. Always have. This is one of the few things from my old life that I still have. I am here because I want to be here. Maybe one day you can respect that. It doesn't really matter though. Not one of you is worth a good god damn. Bunch of wasted potential.
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Post by Sean on May 17, 2009 23:10:18 GMT -7
"Waste of potential"?
You're a waste of oxygen.
Show us these medals. Show us these papers. Even if you have proof, I'm still going to destroy you one of these days.
How many years of wrestling training do you have? And like Nick Grey said, have you won any championships? I doubt it. No one would lose to a whiney little shit like yourself. Have you cut yourself lately? You really do seem like the type who'd do that. I mean, since you are a "war hero" as you seem to be trying to make yourself out to be.
You're so full of bullshit, it's not even funny.
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Post by sineater on May 17, 2009 23:14:45 GMT -7
1.2. I will show you my medals. I will show you my papers. Then I will show you my foot in your ass. I run a wrestling school for fuck sake. I was an amateur wrestler in High school and I trained for a year before going into the army. I learned about MMA while I was enlisted. Go ahead run your mouth. You will be eating your words at 1.2 though.
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Post by Sean on May 17, 2009 23:24:06 GMT -7
So now you think you're GM Cyanide? You think you now have the right to just go and book matches? You're wrong buddy. You see, I've known the guy for a long time, we're tight. I could easily say "Hey GM Cyanide, book me against that new guy", but I honestly don't feel like it. Wise man say, "Pick your battles", and well, I abide by the law and have never struck a woman in my life.
Seriously though, I'm going to win my match, meaning I'll already be booked in a match at 1.2, and I'll win that, meaning at 1.3 I'll have a championship match, and I'll win that too. So as if you couldn't tell, I'm pretty booked right now. Doesn't mean you can't play around with the other "wasted talent".
By the way, I hate everyone here, but these guys are definitely not wasted talent. Well, except for you and MacHale. That robot guy has more talent than either of you.
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Post by SOS on May 18, 2009 4:29:41 GMT -7
Washington: You see that? Behemoth, you nearly kill one of the wrestlers here, and nobody bats an eye. Hell, nobody even gives a fuck!
Behemoth: ...
Washington: It's things like that that make wrestling such a cancer to society. I swear, we will cut off this cancer before it spreads and kills everything that is moral and good in the world. AOW, prepare to meet the bottom of a six-foot-deep pit.
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Post by Valladon on May 18, 2009 6:59:07 GMT -7
I'm...fucking confused. I'll be honest with ALL of you....the only REAL threat I've seen so far? Frantick. He's only a semi-threat, to be honest.
Real fucking wrestlers?
Cael Sanderson....
Kurt Angle....
Steven Elicegui....
ME....
And, though, I'm not a great player with words...I'll show you all....I'll show you all how it's done.
Also:
Yeahhh....Everywhere I go is considered MY HOUSE. Therefor, you all owe rent to me.
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Ro
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Post by Ro on May 18, 2009 7:28:55 GMT -7
The smoke clears, the lightning crackles... and the Thunder goes BOOM!
Look no further for a real threat, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the real deal is here, the Primetime Prodigy, the Cloud City Child, the Ultimate Protege is all but here to rock your world.
The posers and the players better stay home if they haven't left yet, or else they're going to find themselves in a world of immense pain after the Thunder crashes.
My name is James Thunder.
Watch your back.
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Post by SOS on May 18, 2009 7:51:01 GMT -7
Washington: *Sigh*
You all don't get it.
I'm standing beside a seven-foot monster of a man...
...yet you pay him no attention?
Fine. Go ahead. Ignore the Raging Behemoth. Just don't be too surprised when he ends your career via the Behemoth Bomb.
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Post by Ro on May 18, 2009 8:03:07 GMT -7
Seven feet of what? It don't mean nothing, and it will continue to mean nothing when the Thunder strikes on your funny little "Behemoth".
Let's do it. James Thunder versus your little pet.
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Post by SOS on May 18, 2009 8:09:05 GMT -7
Washington: Do you think that wise? Do you really assume that you can handle him? I would hate to have to drag your carcass out of the ring at 1.2. But, if you insist, you can be the first victim of the Downfall of AOW.
Don't say I didn't warn you, though...
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Ro
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Post by Ro on May 18, 2009 8:22:01 GMT -7
You want every one to tremble in fear at your little "monster", yet you have hesitations on actually putting him to good use?
Hot damn this place is full of cowards.
But look, I'm glad you took the challenge. Whoever's in charge, you heard the man! James Thunder versus Beth the Behemoth McBingo.
Let the Thunder strike!
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Post by SOS on May 18, 2009 8:28:35 GMT -7
Washington: Afraid of putting him to use, sir? Not at all.
What I'm afraid of is your family hitting me with a lawsuit when you come home in an urn.
Actually, fuck it. I hope you get killed out there for your stupidity, no-name jobber.
The Behemoth will eat you alive.
And I'll enjoy every minute of it.
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Post by Ro on May 18, 2009 8:34:20 GMT -7
The only thing your oversized burrito is going to eat is the rubber on my boot.
After I make the cover I'm going to ask him how it tasted; everyone else said it tastes like their own sweat.
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Post by SOS on May 18, 2009 8:45:18 GMT -7
Washington: Well, Behemoth, what do you say to that?
(Behemoth punches a hole into a wall.)
Washington: Well, there you have it. Enjoy.
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Ro
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Post by Ro on May 18, 2009 8:56:45 GMT -7
What?
What the hell did he just say?
If I pound my fist on my desk, could you tell me what that means?
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Post by SOS on May 18, 2009 9:00:08 GMT -7
(Washington grins viciously)
Washington: Well, that wall is a lot harder than your skull. So...
I'll let you ponder what that means...
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Ro
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Post by Ro on May 18, 2009 9:10:38 GMT -7
No, skulls are a lot harder than walls, especially that wall. If it was the opposite, your little burrito would have broken his fist.
Dumbass.
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Post by SOS on May 18, 2009 9:13:16 GMT -7
Washington: Heh heh heh heh heh.
Sure...
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Post by John Smith on May 18, 2009 19:22:05 GMT -7
Could all of you just whip it out and get the pissing contest over with.
Cause that has got to be easier than seeing the shit come from your mouths.
*Yawn*
Oh, and I'm John by the way. I eagerly await your attempts at wit at my expense. I'll help you out, I'm not overly special, I have a dead stuffed cat at my home, and I probably don't get laid as often as the rest of you.
Use that how ever you want.
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Post by sineater on May 18, 2009 19:50:59 GMT -7
John...stuffed dead cat? You might need to see a shrink...
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Post by John Smith on May 18, 2009 19:52:13 GMT -7
His name was Mr. Fluffers.
You're just pissed because he is better looking than you.
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Post by sineater on May 18, 2009 19:56:04 GMT -7
My adorableness not withstanding....you better be at class tomorrow. We will discuss the finer points of staying In Character
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Post by John Smith on May 18, 2009 20:00:59 GMT -7
Why's that sir?
You're the one who pushed me to be more than average, to change who I am.
So here I am, pushing past what I wanted from life to be a better man. Be quicker, stronger, faster, just like you told me I had to.
Or is that the teacher is feeling threatened, afraid me and the other students here. You told us to come out here, to prove our worth, to show we are better than the norm.
So no, I won't be in class, because I'll be preparing for a match to show my worth. If you can't accept that that's your problem. I'm just going by what I was taught, and if that's not what you want then obviously you aren't the teacher you think you are.
Sir.
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Post by sineater on May 18, 2009 20:05:36 GMT -7
Very good. You are picking this up quicker then I thought. These are exactly the types of things you should always use to motivate yourself. I have something for you if you come to class tomorrow. I heard a copy machine talking shit about you and I invited it to say that to your face. If you hadn't already guessed, tomorrow we discuss hardcore tactics.
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Post by John Smith on May 18, 2009 20:06:23 GMT -7
....fucking copy machines.
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