Kafu
Jobber
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Post by Kafu on Apr 29, 2009 2:05:20 GMT -7
Since we are asking each other two questions, here's two for you: Who the fuck are you, and why the fuck are you interrupting me?
OOC: Guys, after trying to promo with this character I've realised that it just isn't going to work, it's ridiculously hard to come up with anything, which probably seems weird but it's true. I think the chracter is just too creative and too out there. Therefore, expect a major chracter revision, to a human and more realistic character, assuming no one has a problem with that. I'm going to leave it until after this show as I am busy at the moment with university study as I have exams coming up at the start of June and I am behind by a long way quite honestly.
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Post by Sean on May 2, 2009 11:59:06 GMT -7
Half of the shit any of you are spouting makes little to no sense.
The most sane person here besides myself is Marco.
That probably says something about this company.
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Post by Valladon on May 3, 2009 11:18:27 GMT -7
for once....I agree
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Post by Sean on May 3, 2009 16:23:17 GMT -7
Of course you do. You fear that if you don't I'll make your defeat ten times worse.
The fact is,
I like to turn things up to eleven.
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Post by Valladon on May 3, 2009 17:03:03 GMT -7
Ouch, thats hot! Unlike you. Leave fucker. I gave you the ultimate BENEFIT, that you may have possibly had me on your side for even a milimeters scale worth of apraise.
Fuck that.
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Post by Sean on May 3, 2009 17:50:30 GMT -7
I fail to see how that would be beneficial to me, Bobby.
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Post by Valladon on May 3, 2009 18:50:54 GMT -7
Robert...again.
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Post by Sean on May 3, 2009 21:33:05 GMT -7
Be glad I'm acknowledging you at all.
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Post by Killswitch on May 3, 2009 21:43:14 GMT -7
My, my, all the pointless chatter and grand standing. You all know I'm going to win anyways, why bother with the pointless facades?
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Post by Sean on May 3, 2009 21:56:25 GMT -7
Shut up and open my beer with your fangs, Edward.
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Post by Killswitch on May 3, 2009 22:07:32 GMT -7
Ah.....
Ignorance is bliss, it seems...
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Post by Sean on May 3, 2009 23:06:46 GMT -7
What's it like to walk around downtown wearing a v-neck, tight faggot pants, and an upside down cross and having people stare at you, hating you, just because you look different, act different, are different?
Society doesn't accept you, Azarius.
Conform to it, so my job at being better than everyone else becomes easier than it already is.
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Post by Killswitch on May 3, 2009 23:12:28 GMT -7
So you're saying that as I am now, I make your job of being better then everyone else difficult?
Hmmmm, an interesting way to look at yourself, but that's fine.
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Post by Sleggy on May 3, 2009 23:14:05 GMT -7
My suggestion? Garlic. Or silver. But that's expensive as hell. So garlic.
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Post by Sean on May 3, 2009 23:16:47 GMT -7
So you're saying that as I am now, I make your job of being better then everyone else difficult?
Hmmmm, an interesting way to look at yourself, but that's fine. You misheard. I said that it's already easy enough that I'm better than everyone else, but if you cut the vampire act (it got old years ago), it makes things even easier for me.
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Post by Killswitch on May 3, 2009 23:24:44 GMT -7
Act...
My dear, misguided friend, this is no act, this is no facade.
I am one of the very beings that makes your hair stand on end at the mention of my species.
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You know, you'll find out soon enough just what you're dealing with.
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Post by Sean on May 3, 2009 23:50:00 GMT -7
You are so right! I tremble at the word "homosexual".
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Post by Killswitch on May 3, 2009 23:52:49 GMT -7
Frantick, your time will come.
You think it's funny now?
I wonder how fast your blood drains from your neck? The fastest I've seen so far is 1 minute to totally drain a person of blood, but with all the hot air, I'm sure yours will drain much faster.
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Post by Sean on May 3, 2009 23:56:06 GMT -7
Now you're talking about sucking liquids from another man's body?
I don't know man...
Enough stupidity, you're nowhere good enough to carry the International title, you're not even good enough to be in the same match as me. You're nowhere in my league. You're not even near the same level as me. I'm a former rock star, you should be one of the millions of fans I have and are clawing your way to get an autograph.
I love my fans, I really do, but it's just too bad that I hate your vampiric guts.
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Post by Valladon on May 4, 2009 7:51:50 GMT -7
Both of you are just too....generalistic. Frantick...he's semi alright.
Dante....you're semi fucking stupid. I bet that when you figured out you were a vampire you sat in your room crying trying to kill yourself with wooden stakes and garlic.
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Post by Killswitch on May 4, 2009 9:55:32 GMT -7
Garlic and wooden stakes...
What trite cliches.
I'm guessing you think holy water will kill me as well?
Fool...
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Post by Valladon on May 4, 2009 11:37:48 GMT -7
I dunno. It's never too late to try right? Of course...Holy Water?? Bah..
Why don't you just have a mixture of Me + Alchohol + Pissing ME off?
= Pain/Death.
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Post by Killswitch on May 4, 2009 12:21:33 GMT -7
And your telling this to one who can't feel pain nor death?
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Post by Savvy on May 4, 2009 12:32:28 GMT -7
Godamnit, you kids are annoying.
Frantick wants Tyler Durden's dick in his ass, MacHale is just a fuckwad, and Dante wants to have a gay Twilight orgy at Hot Topic.
Shut up and wait til you get in the ring to prove who's better (Me), and stop wasting time trying to act witty.
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Post by Valladon on May 4, 2009 12:48:44 GMT -7
Back atcha dick-douchebagson.
Nice to meetcha. I'm drunk, and you are?
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Post by Sean on May 4, 2009 14:45:36 GMT -7
Frantick wants Tyler Durden's dick in his ass,. Sorry Gramps, I don't know how things worked in 'ye olden times', but that's not how Frantick rolls.
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Post by SOS on May 12, 2009 8:58:53 GMT -7
We see Hunter Moss, lacing up his boots in preperation for the macth.Moss: That match is mine. Suddenly, he is nailed in the skull with a big boot. He heads straight to the ground, while a tall, powerful beast of a man stands over him. A small man appears from behind him, smirking.: Hello, Hunter. My name is Wyatt Washington. And your career is over. The large man picks up Moss, and Jacknife powerbombs him through a nearby table. Washington turns to the camera.Washington: Ladies and gentlemen of All Out Wrestling, I am going to end professional wretling, whether you like it or not. My associate Raging Behemoth here... He turns to the large man, who drops Moss with a hard headbutt to the skull.Washington: ...is going to help me bring an end to this sick industry. Wrestling is no longer wanted or needed in the real world. And I am going to prove this to all of you. Behemoth walks over, towering behind Washington. The small man smiles.Washington: AOW, it is all over for you. Kiss you company...goodbye! Behemoth places his hand on the camera and throws it on the ground, destroying it and ending the scene.
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Post by sineater on May 17, 2009 22:02:23 GMT -7
So this is what I signed up for? A bunch of undetermined little piss ants looking for something to do cause they are bored. Let me explain something to all of you that I don't think you understand. People pay their hard earned money to see you. They pay the rent of everyone of you sad little fucks. And you have the gall to put in a half assed effort? Who do you think you are. You don't respect these people who come to see you. You will though and I will see to it.
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Post by Savvy on May 17, 2009 22:04:04 GMT -7
Who are you?
Are you important?
Ever won a title?
No to the last two?
Thought so. Fuck off and die, these people pay, and I'll do whatever I want to with their money, and give a half-assed performance if I please.
'Cause that's how I roll.
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Post by sineater on May 17, 2009 22:08:31 GMT -7
Well at least one of you had spine enough to respond. Listen here you sniveling little cum puddle, without them you don't have a job. You keep giving craptastic performances and they will stop coming. I need that money and I will not let you fuck up this situation for me. So the next time you think about half assing it out there, remember I am watching. And if you still go through with it, for the rest of your life you will be eating through a tube.
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